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<< Tom, I guarantee you that you will find so many things to interest you that you won’t miss the internet at all. I expect to not get bored. I like to drive, bike ride, and walk in new places. Tom M
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I expect to not get bored. I like to drive, bike ride, and walk in new places. Tom M
Tom, will you be traveling solo? Hunter http://members.aol.com/airstm2268/roadtrip2003.htm My rig: http://members.aol.com/airstm2268/excella.htm "You only get to choose what you read, not what I write."
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Tom, I guarantee you that you will find so many things to interest you that you won’t miss the internet at all. J The Road Princess
We couldn’t function without the Internet. We are set up to do all of our banking, investments, bill paying, etc., online. We get 3 pictures of the grandbabies each and every week, along with e-mail almost daily from their mom. We get statements from our retirement programs electronically, transfer funds from one retirement fund to another, and communicate with Alternative Resources via e-mail. That way there is a trail of evidence so we, and they, know exactly what is _supposed_ to happen. I pesonalized AOL (now that I have 9.0, and can) so that with one click of the button it brings up the latest sports scores on _only_ my favorite teams, on the same screen shows me the latest news in Michigan, _and_ the latest prices on every stock I own (and only those stocks). It even shows me, on the same screen, what sports programs are on TV today, along with the time and channel. We even file and pay our taxes online. Not miss the Internet????? It would be a cold day in hell! How did we survive before the Internet? Lon
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<< Tom, will you be traveling solo? I expect to be solo most of the time. I’ve set up for comfortable living room sleeping so I can give the bed room to guests. If I could split my time between entertaining guests, visiting others, and traveling solo, I would consider that ideal. In the second or third winter, I’ll be looking for a square dance teacher — full or part time. Tom M
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I’m sure you were trying to be helpful, but you used abreviations which mean nothing to me. Carolyn and I put our heads together and figured out that BB might mean Blue Bird. BBK and MWR left us shaking our heads. I think you’ve
BPK=Big Pines Key MWR=Morale, Welfare and Recreation — Don Bradner donb at arcatapet dot com www.arcatapet.net
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Tom M, hearing that it will be even slower on a cell phone
Three or four minutes per picture, usually. Lon
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VanOstran) writes: Tom M, hearing that it will be even slower on a cell phone Three or four minutes per picture, usually. Lon
If you can convince the sender to save the picture at a fairly low resolution (70 megapixels) *and* to shrink the size of the picture to no larger than 5×7, hope that they have AOL which automatically zips the pictures,they come down rather quickly, even on the cell phone. The Express Net on Verizon worked great for the murals my daughter and her step mother sent me. It took about 7 minutes to dowload 5 zipped murals at low resolution. By murals I mean that the default on their digital cameras is 30×17. Neither has the capability of saving the photos in a smaller size. J The Road Princess Residentially Challenged Spelling and punctuation is up to my editors. I take no responsibility
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One thing that I’ll miss is the 190 k bytes per second downloads. Make surfing with ten browser windows fun. Still, I think I’ll put up with 2 k bytes per second and be where I want to be.
Tom, I guarantee you that you will find so many things to interest you that you won’t miss the internet at all. J The Road Princess Residentially Challenged Spelling and punctuation is up to my editors. I take no responsibility
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<< Tom M, hearing that it will be even slower on a cell phone Three or four minutes per picture, usually. Lon One thing that I’ll miss is the 190 k bytes per second downloads. Make surfing with ten browser windows fun. Still, I think I’ll put up with 2 k bytes per second and be where I want to be. Tom M
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writes: Tight Lines,, Jimmy
Jimmy, I’m sure you were trying to be helpful, but you used abreviations which mean nothing to me. Carolyn and I put our heads together and figured out that BB might mean Blue Bird. BBK and MWR left us shaking our heads. I think you’ve Lon
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writes: Jim An Old Parrot Head, In the Conch Republic, Just South of Reality
Was that your red Hummer with the "Parrot Head" license plate? <g Lon
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Tom M, wintered in Fort Myers Beach in ‘68 and ‘69 — It may have changed some.
I can send you some pictures later this week if you wish. We just pulled into the Encore Sunburst park in North Fort Meyers. Lon
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I. The Keys are a string of islands that were Coral Reefs at one time,,
they are not barrier islands like NC’s Outer Banks. The Keys current barrier is a 150 mile string of
North Americas only live coral reefs, that in most areas are 5 miles off shore. … Can you tell I love it here???
You forgot to mention taking the seaplane over to Fort Jefferson/Dry Tortugas- well worth the money.
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<< I can send you some pictures later this week if you wish. We just pulled into the Encore Sunburst park in North Fort Meyers. Lon Please do. If you would copy He has a blazing connection. Tom M, hearing that it will be even slower on a cell phone
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Paul I didn’t mention my seaplane to Ft Jefferson,,, Because it smaller than a C5A,, Little enough room for 6 passengers,, NO MH’s ALLOWED,, Figured it would be OT??? Jimmy
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Lon Tell you how well the Key’s Real-estate Market is growing,,, Several of our Local agents now ride in H1’s & H2’s,, Prices for 1K sq ft homes on good canals have tripled in the last 5 years,, Average on BPK is 400K to 600K,, water front 800K to 1.2M,, Realtors expect it to happen again… It’s is semi-obscene,, if it keeps up,, I’ll buy my BB cash… Tight Lines,, Jimmy The Old Parrot Head, In the Conch Republic, Just South of Reality PS: For my active duty and retired friends…. Here are the Key West MWR phone #’s,, share it with your friends… MWR Facilities 1-888-539-7697 Beach Patio Recreation Center 293-5282 Sunset Lounge 293-4435/4496 Flying Conch Lounge 293-4208 Trumbo Point Campground & Sigsbee RV Park 293-4494 Trumbo Point Vacation Rentals 293-5000 Sigsbee Marina 293-4434 Boca Chica Marina 293-2402/2468 Trumbo Palms Restaurant 293-4306/4324 This link also mention of the USCG Marathon MWR lodging?? http://www.uscg.mil/d7/units/grukeywest/MWR.htm If it helps???
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Lon I have to take a couple of small exceptions to your otherwise very accurate note: I. The Keys are a string of islands that were Coral Reefs at one time,, they are not barrier islands like NC’s Outer Banks. The Keys current barrier is a 150 mile string of North Americas only live coral reefs, that in most areas are 5 miles off shore. This leads to some distinctions. We don’t have a lot of wave action on our islands,, wave action causes debris and coral stones to brake down into sand,, hence we don’t have a lot of beaches. None the less, there are some. Key West, the island, has maybe 3+ miles of beach on the south side of the island,, there is: Smathers, Rest, Dog, Higgs, Broken, South, & the O-club at Truman Annex. There are also other natural beaches up the string. The bigger ones: Sombrero, Holiday Isle, Indian Key Fill, Little Duck Key, Pennekamp State Park, Bahia Honda, Long Key, & Anne’s. There are others, but again we are not a barrier island string so what we have is limited. Someone have thought enough of our Bahia Honda State Park to vote it best beach in the USA in 1992. If you have a boat, there are sand bars on the North side, in the back country, that are about 15" out of the water at low tide and only 10" under water at high tide. They are 1000 miles from no-body, rarely visited. They are made of very fine sugar sand, as white as snow,, some are several acres in area,, Ya sneak out there, toss the anchor, set your beach chair at the edge so about 4" is under water,, prop the ice-chest nest to the chair,, pop open a Bud,,, get the rod set up with a bit of shrimp,, give the rod to the significant other,,,, relax, snooze, Beautiful…. 2.The drive?? The drive down this string of little islands is spectacular, the colors of the shallow water(s) run all the blues/greens/whites/tans your could ever see. I love leaving the ROCK,,, because I know the view I get on my way home… I would suggest that anyone making the run to KW,, switch drivers on the way back, so you can both enjoy the view… Conversely,, PLEASE DON’T TRY TO ENJOY THE VIEW WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING,,, we only have one road, US 1,, and the local LEO’s will close it down solid for 4 to 6 hours when there is a fatality… Your suggestion to leave the MH in Florida City or Homestead and use the turtle is a very good idea.. 3,4,5 Your right,, I think your may be referring to the Conch Train?? I send all our in-laws/out-laws to the train,, it’s two hours well spent.. Don’t forget to get your Tattoo’s as soon as you get here,, that way they will be healed before you go home to Mom & Pop…. I would add that the view from the front seat of a MH or any view from the street/road is only 0.01% of the view,,,, The Keys are some 150 miles long, stretch 5 miles to the East/South, and run up to the Everglades on the North side of US 1,,,,, this is an area of some 3K to 5K square miles. My point you need to get out in the water… 6.Avoid?? Key West is one of several areas in this great country that is very tolerant of alternate life styles,, if you don’t think you can be tolerant,, learn to deal with it.. As a major Tourista destination KW and the Key’s do have their problems with unscrupulous persons that may try to separate you from your money,, happens all over.. Not everyone coming to the Keys is rich,, we have a large winter population of people that HAVE TO get out of the cold,, nuff said… Other Avoid(s)?? a. the high season, Thanksgiving thru Easter,,, for some reason we get a lot of people that are not fond of snow b. the little high season, Memorial Day thru Labor Day,, for some reason we get a lot of people who wait until their kids are out of school to visit the Keys c.other season(s),, we have one of the most active CoC organizations in the world,, we even have a special visitors tax to pay for advertising events that try to fill our beds when there isn’t any "season",,, events like(but not limited to) Fantasy Fest(100K to 200K+, lots of nikid bodies,, lots of beer,, no kids,, nuff said??), Bike Week(s) (100K+,, nice people,, expensive scoots), and to fill in the gaps: Fishing Tournaments(s) (all the time,, lots of fun). Oh,,There is Mini-season and the 1st two weeks of Lobster Season, July-August,, not fun,, a real nut house,, be advise,,, they eat reel good….. One needs to plan their visit to correspond with the events that are fitting to their lifestyle. 7&8, Here is the FAQ maintained by a bunch of fisher-persons: http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=100907 If you don’t find an answer to your questions,, please post to the forum: http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zeroforum?id=9 Oh,, Fat Albert,, both FA1 and FA2,, our Alberts are currently maintain on government property and are used for TV and Radio Marti,,, the Cuban version of Radio Free Europe. They have, in the past, been used for both DEA drug intervention(watching drug ships & planes) and NORAD ICBM(watching Cuba), but I am pretty sure that effort has just about dried up. Each is about 150 ft long, is ‘tied’ to a rope on the back of a pick-up, pop up/down several times a day(depending on required maintenance and weather), are run by LP gas generators in the pod (no control or data wires to the ground), data is beamed up via micro-wave. You can get fairly close to the fence on Cudjoe Key to take a pic. There are several "Fat Albert" sites strung across the border of the US, from Florida to Baja in California. I like them because they give me a quick est on wind directions. AND yes, every couple years one gets loose and the KW-NAS jet jockeys get a change to shoot one down… Now the part missed or maybe less covered: WE FISH.. The Keys are one of THE most accessible & successful fishing areas in the world. I am sure if you looked at the IGFA records for salt-water species will find the Florida Keys account for a vast majority of the North American records.. If you don’t fish,, WE DIVE,, the Keys contained North American’s most accessible & beautiful reef system you can drive to… WE BIRD,,, the Keys are on fly ways that seem to be always in use, there are several bird watches and counts done regularly.. While planning your next trip to the Keys,,get to your local library, try to find these books: Salt Water Fly Fishing Magic, Neal & Linda Rogers, isbn – 1-55821-253-1 Marquesa, A Time & Place with Fish, Jeffrey Cardenas, isbn 0-9620609-2, a novelette or semi-autobiographical story of Jeff and a 30 day camping trip to Mooney Harbor, 25 miles off Key West. The Florida Keys, John Viele, vol 1-isbn 1-56164-101-4, vol 2-isbn 1-56164-179-0, vol 3-isbn 1-56164-219-3, A history of the Keys The 1st is a fantastic photo album of saltwater fly fishing and should get any outdoor photog’s juices running. Makes a great coffee table book. The 2nd will get your head in the right latitude, it’s written by a local fellow that has a fly fishing shop in KW. The 3rd is a trilogy John(another local retiree) wrote about the history of the Keys. It gives some antidotal & personnel history notes about what it was like living here 200 years ago. I will stop here,, I don’t want to come across as a used card salesman,, at the same time I am a local,,and I do mumble & complain about Tourista(s), with the associated traffic hassle, long lines at the bar and restaurants,, and the nikid bodies that should be covered in large hemp bags (speedo’s should be out-lawed for anyone over 16)… BUT then,, before I retired,, for 30 years,,, I was a Tourista,, too….. Key words to use in your search engine(aka: Google.com) : Monroe Country Florida, "the Keys", "Fantasy Fest", IGFA World Records, Key West, Conch Republic… Can you tell I love it here??? Did I tell you about the fishing??? Jim An Old Parrot Head, In the Conch Republic, Just South of Reality
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I was planning to drive down to the Keys with a friend who was visiting but another friend suggested Ana Maria Island, instead. I have to say it was one of the nicest beach towns with plenty of places to park and enjoy the area. It was just a short drive into Sarasota, where there are so many fine restaurants and shopping. I can’t imagine what the Keys could offer that would make the extra 8 hours driving worthwhile.
Anna Maria Island is a nice place, for sure. But most people don’t go to KW for the beaches or shopping, but rather for the other "scenery" and attractions. It’s like no other place I’ve ever seen. And the drive itself is spectacular, in places. Well worth going through the unspectacular parts, IMO… GB in NC
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There is a seemingly regular beach on Key West, I forget the road but you sort of keep going left around the edge when you first get on the key and you go by all the live-aboard houseboats and then the beach. Reportedly, the beach is made and refreshed with sand that they barge in from the Bahamas… They used to allow overnite parking in lot across from the beach, but when I was there last about four years ago, no parking after 10pm. But if you are heading for the Keys expecting an endless beach, you will be disappointed in the vista of endless mangrove swamps intermingled with endless human construction. Lots of interesting stuf hidden in both, however, even a few nice beaches. Four years ago, I watched the sun setting into salt water from Key West on one corner of the Lower 48 and then a few months later I watched the sun setting into salt water from Cape Flattery on the opposite corner… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Oh Contraire…there are some hidden but excellent and large beaches in the Keys! Bahia Honda is great and the waters are still warm enough for swimming and diving…I know because I was just there doing just that all of last week. Bahia Honda also has a fantastic RV camping area but reservations are required. You just can’t really see them from the road as you have to enter the park to reach them. Just down the road on Sugarloaf Key is the KOA Campground which also has a little beach as do a number of the residential areas on Sugarloaf. There were plenty of people swimming and snorkeling at each of the beaches I was at last week. Stopped at "E-Market" and bought lobster tails for $2.75 each along with lbs. of stone crab…absolutely fantastic! As for Key West…its great for an in-and-out visit but I personally wouldn’t want to spend much time there. If you want big beautiful "warm" white sand beaches/water…Destin or Panama City in September is the best in this travelers opinion. Unfortunately, the water is now cold in the Panhandle and rip-tides are prevalent. WJW Questions. 1. If you’ve seen one of the keys, have you seen them all? Pretty much, but you haven’t lived until you have seen the assortment of aging gray haired teenagers still stuck in the 70s, on Key West. Be sure to spend a few hours walking around downtown and Mallory Square. 2. Is it worth the time and trouble to drive the 100 miles of the keys? The drive should be a disappointment to anyone who has driven the Gulf Coast of the panhandle, but it is pretty spectacular in places anyway. Everyone should do it once. 3. What kind of speeds and delays can one expect from one end of the keys to the other? There are only a couple places where the speed limit is less than 45, and even with heavy traffic, most of the trip sticks between 5 under and 5 over the 45 and 55 speed limits. Those used to traveling on 2 lane roads will be pleased with traffic on Highway 1. 4. Are there lots of red lights, traffic jams, construction delays, etc.? Red lights are minimal, and well timed. Really not much of a factor this trip. 5. Is there something you know of which is a _must_ see? Duval street, Mallory Square, and the "tall ships". If at all possible, take a 2-hour sunstet cruise on one of them. $49-$75 each with free beer, drinks, and champaign. Not a must see, but maybe a must know. There are shuttle busses (I forget the name, but you’ll see em with "Red line" or "Blue line" lit up on the front.) It’s $7 (each person) for all day, unlimited on and off. Each "color" goes one way around the island, so you can move clockways, counter clockwise, or mix and match to get around to everything you wish to see and do. 6. Is there something we should know about and maybe avoid? Don’t take an RV very far on Highway 1, once you get to Key West. It just keeps getting tighter until you have major problems. If you get as far as Palm street, turn left (to the left it’s called Bertha or 1st street depending upon which sign you look at) and get yourself the heck out of there. Bertha will take you across the key to A1A which will take you back where you came from. 7. If we changed plans and stayed in a camground in Homestead, can one drive the keys from there and back in one day without rushing? Next time, we take the MH to Key Largo and spend the night. First thing the next morning we head for Key West (by car) and spend the whole day, including the Sunset Cruise on the "Tall Ships", and then drive back to the MH. Then, we stay on Key Largo until we are tired of it. 8. Can you suggest a reasonably priced hotel/motel which is clean. There is no such thing as a clean hotel/motel in the South. Plan ahead if you want a hotel, and pay whatever it takes for a room at the Hilton overlooking Mallory Square and the sunset, so you can sit on the balcony having a coctail and watching the poor souls fighting each other in the square. If you insist upon a clean bathroom, take cleaning supplies with you to clean up the mold growing in the corners. It’s there in the MGM Grand and Treasure Bay in Biloxi, it’s in 37 different motels we’ve used along I-65, several we’ve stayed in along I-75, it’s in the $1800/week condos along the Gulf, and it’s in the Marriot on Key West. Better yet, take your RV and let the unknowing stay in dirty motels. We’ve heard so much about the street performers, that we were really looking forward to that. The only one we had ever seen before was a juggler/unicyclist we saw in downtown Gaylord, MI this past August during Alpinefest. We were in town for an Escapees Chapter 6 rally and walked downtown to see the festivities. This guy was pretty good, juggling flaming torches which he kept going with charcoal lighter fluid. Of course, you can guess who was the first performer we came across in Key West. Yuppers. Same guy, in the same small world. Greatest disappointment. Beaches. I have always had a vision of Key West, bronzed boddies, half naked women, hard What beaches? We didn’t see any. Eighty degrees outside, sun beating down, sweat pouring, and not a glistening hard body to be seen. What’s up with that? There _was_ a tiny beach half a block from the "Southern-most bouy", but you couldn’t fit 3 Volkswagons on it, and there wasn’t a sun seaker in sight. The vast majority of people who didn’t look like tourists, were the "hard bodies" of the 70s, running around barefoot, covered with tatoos, gray hair, and wrinkles, and looking like Karen Carpenter just before she died. Them, and the 70s dope smokers, way too many munchies later. We didn’t see a single beach with people on it there, or either way on the trip. There seemed to be an RV park nearly everywere until we got to Key West. After driving the panhandle and seeing one long giant beach from one end to the other, I was really surprised. The big white "blimp" looking thing is "Fat Albert", high in the air over the misile tracking station on Cudjoe Key, and he is keeping track of boat traffic throughout the area. Oh, buy gas in Key Largo at the latest. $1.489 there, compared to $1.779 on Key West. Lon
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VanOstran’s comments on Key West are excellent. Those who have military privileges can stay on the base at the RV campground or the MLF. State Parks sre located on several Keys and worth the effort. RVC,USMC
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Questions. 1. If you’ve seen one of the keys, have you seen them all? Pretty much, but you haven’t lived until you have seen the assortment of aging gray haired teenagers still stuck in the 70s, on Key West. Be sure to spend a few hours walking around downtown and Mallory Square. 2. Is it worth the time and trouble to drive the 100 miles of the keys? The drive should be a disappointment to anyone who has driven the Gulf Coast of the panhandle, but it is pretty spectacular in places anyway. Everyone should do it once. 3. What kind of speeds and delays can one expect from one end of the keys to the other? There are only a couple places where the speed limit is less than 45, and even with heavy traffic, most of the trip sticks between 5 under and 5 over the 45 and 55 speed limits. Those used to traveling on 2 lane roads will be pleased with traffic on Highway 1. 4. Are there lots of red lights, traffic jams, construction delays, etc.? Red lights are minimal, and well timed. Really not much of a factor this trip. 5. Is there something you know of which is a _must_ see? Duval street, Mallory Square, and the "tall ships". If at all possible, take a 2-hour sunstet cruise on one of them. $49-$75 each with free beer, drinks, and champaign. Not a must see, but maybe a must know. There are shuttle busses (I forget the name, but you’ll see em with "Red line" or "Blue line" lit up on the front.) It’s $7 (each person) for all day, unlimited on and off. Each "color" goes one way around the island, so you can move clockways, counter clockwise, or mix and match to get around to everything you wish to see and do. 6. Is there something we should know about and maybe avoid? Don’t take an RV very far on Highway 1, once you get to Key West. It just keeps getting tighter until you have major problems. If you get as far as Palm street, turn left (to the left it’s called Bertha or 1st street depending upon which sign you look at) and get yourself the heck out of there. Bertha will take you across the key to A1A which will take you back where you came from. 7. If we changed plans and stayed in a camground in Homestead, can one drive the keys from there and back in one day without rushing? Next time, we take the MH to Key Largo and spend the night. First thing the next morning we head for Key West (by car) and spend the whole day, including the Sunset Cruise on the "Tall Ships", and then drive back to the MH. Then, we stay on Key Largo until we are tired of it. 8. Can you suggest a reasonably priced hotel/motel which is clean. There is no such thing as a clean hotel/motel in the South. Plan ahead if you want a hotel, and pay whatever it takes for a room at the Hilton overlooking Mallory Square and the sunset, so you can sit on the balcony having a coctail and watching the poor souls fighting each other in the square. If you insist upon a clean bathroom, take cleaning supplies with you to clean up the mold growing in the corners. It’s there in the MGM Grand and Treasure Bay in Biloxi, it’s in 37 different motels we’ve used along I-65, several we’ve stayed in along I-75, it’s in the $1800/week condos along the Gulf, and it’s in the Marriot on Key West. Better yet, take your RV and let the unknowing stay in dirty motels. We’ve heard so much about the street performers, that we were really looking forward to that. The only one we had ever seen before was a juggler/unicyclist we saw in downtown Gaylord, MI this past August during Alpinefest. We were in town for an Escapees Chapter 6 rally and walked downtown to see the festivities. This guy was pretty good, juggling flaming torches which he kept going with charcoal lighter fluid. Of course, you can guess who was the first performer we came across in Key West. Yuppers. Same guy, in the same small world. Greatest disappointment. Beaches. I have always had a vision of Key West, bronzed boddies, half naked women, hard What beaches? We didn’t see any. Eighty degrees outside, sun beating down, sweat pouring, and not a glistening hard body to be seen. What’s up with that? There _was_ a tiny beach half a block from the "Southern-most bouy", but you couldn’t fit 3 Volkswagons on it, and there wasn’t a sun seaker in sight. The vast majority of people who didn’t look like tourists, were the "hard bodies" of the 70s, running around barefoot, covered with tatoos, gray hair, and wrinkles, and looking like Karen Carpenter just before she died. Them, and the 70s dope smokers, way too many munchies later. We didn’t see a single beach with people on it there, or either way on the trip. There seemed to be an RV park nearly everywere until we got to Key West. After driving the panhandle and seeing one long giant beach from one end to the other, I was really surprised. The big white "blimp" looking thing is "Fat Albert", high in the air over the misile tracking station on Cudjoe Key, and he is keeping track of boat traffic throughout the area. Oh, buy gas in Key Largo at the latest. $1.489 there, compared to $1.779 on Key West. Lon
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<< I can’t imagine what the Keys could offer that would make the extra 8 hours driving worthwhile. I’m sure there are other mountains with a view almost as good as from Mount Everest — but people go to Key West at least once to have been there. I agree that there are nicer spots to have a beach vacation. Tom M, wintered in Fort Myers Beach in ‘68 and ‘69 — It may have changed some.
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I was planning to drive down to the Keys with a friend who was visiting but another friend suggested Ana Maria Island, instead. I have to say it was one of the nicest beach towns with plenty of places to park and enjoy the area. It was just a short drive into Sarasota, where there are so many fine restaurants and shopping. I can’t imagine what the Keys could offer that would make the extra 8 hours driving worthwhile. — Nadyne Nelson – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I was born and raised in Sarasota, Florida and had never visited Key The first day there everyone kept saying we must see the sunset at the square. Okee Dokee. We did and…..? I grew up watching the sun set in the Gulf of Mexico. What IS the fascination with sundown in Key West? We, too were disappointed with the lack of beaches on Key West. Any of the northern keys have beaches. The Gulf Coast from Naples to Pensacola has real beaches. You can find one to your satisfaction.
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Oh Contraire…there are some hidden but excellent and large beaches in the Keys! Bahia Honda is great and the waters are still warm enough for swimming and diving…I know because I was just there doing just that all of last week. Bahia Honda also has a fantastic RV camping area but reservations are required. You just can’t really see them from the road as you have to enter the park to reach them. Just down the road on Sugarloaf Key is the KOA Campground which also has a little beach as do a number of the residential areas on Sugarloaf. There were plenty of people swimming and snorkeling at each of the beaches I was at last week. Stopped at "E-Market" and bought lobster tails for $2.75 each along with lbs. of stone crab…absolutely fantastic! As for Key West…its great for an in-and-out visit but I personally wouldn’t want to spend much time there. If you want big beautiful "warm" white sand beaches/water…Destin or Panama City in September is the best in this travelers opinion. Unfortunately, the water is now cold in the Panhandle and rip-tides are prevalent. WJW
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Questions. 1. If you’ve seen one of the keys, have you seen them all? Pretty much, but you haven’t lived until you have seen the assortment of aging gray haired teenagers still stuck in the 70s, on Key West. Be sure to spend a few hours walking around downtown and Mallory Square. 2. Is it worth the time and trouble to drive the 100 miles of the keys? The drive should be a disappointment to anyone who has driven the Gulf Coast of the panhandle, but it is pretty spectacular in places anyway. Everyone should do it once. 3. What kind of speeds and delays can one expect from one end of the keys to the other? There are only a couple places where the speed limit is less than 45, and even with heavy traffic, most of the trip sticks between 5 under and 5 over the 45 and 55 speed limits. Those used to traveling on 2 lane roads will be pleased with traffic on Highway 1. 4. Are there lots of red lights, traffic jams, construction delays, etc.? Red lights are minimal, and well timed. Really not much of a factor this trip. 5. Is there something you know of which is a _must_ see? Duval street, Mallory Square, and the "tall ships". If at all possible, take a 2-hour sunstet cruise on one of them. $49-$75 each with free beer, drinks, and champaign. Not a must see, but maybe a must know. There are shuttle busses (I forget the name, but you’ll see em with "Red line" or "Blue line" lit up on the front.) It’s $7 (each person) for all day, unlimited on and off. Each "color" goes one way around the island, so you can move clockways, counter clockwise, or mix and match to get around to everything you wish to see and do. 6. Is there something we should know about and maybe avoid? Don’t take an RV very far on Highway 1, once you get to Key West. It just keeps getting tighter until you have major problems. If you get as far as Palm street, turn left (to the left it’s called Bertha or 1st street depending upon which sign you look at) and get yourself the heck out of there. Bertha will take you across the key to A1A which will take you back where you came from. 7. If we changed plans and stayed in a camground in Homestead, can one drive the keys from there and back in one day without rushing? Next time, we take the MH to Key Largo and spend the night. First thing the next morning we head for Key West (by car) and spend the whole day, including the Sunset Cruise on the "Tall Ships", and then drive back to the MH. Then, we stay on Key Largo until we are tired of it. 8. Can you suggest a reasonably priced hotel/motel which is clean. There is no such thing as a clean hotel/motel in the South. Plan ahead if you want a hotel, and pay whatever it takes for a room at the Hilton overlooking Mallory Square and the sunset, so you can sit on the balcony having a coctail and watching the poor souls fighting each other in the square. If you insist upon a clean bathroom, take cleaning supplies with you to clean up the mold growing in the corners. It’s there in the MGM Grand and Treasure Bay in Biloxi, it’s in 37 different motels we’ve used along I-65, several we’ve stayed in along I-75, it’s in the $1800/week condos along the Gulf, and it’s in the Marriot on Key West. Better yet, take your RV and let the unknowing stay in dirty motels. We’ve heard so much about the street performers, that we were really looking forward to that. The only one we had ever seen before was a juggler/unicyclist we saw in downtown Gaylord, MI this past August during Alpinefest. We were in town for an Escapees Chapter 6 rally and walked downtown to see the festivities. This guy was pretty good, juggling flaming torches which he kept going with charcoal lighter fluid. Of course, you can guess who was the first performer we came across in Key West. Yuppers. Same guy, in the same small world. Greatest disappointment. Beaches. I have always had a vision of Key West, bronzed boddies, half naked women, hard What beaches? We didn’t see any. Eighty degrees outside, sun beating down, sweat pouring, and not a glistening hard body to be seen. What’s up with that? There _was_ a tiny beach half a block from the "Southern-most bouy", but you couldn’t fit 3 Volkswagons on it, and there wasn’t a sun seaker in sight. The vast majority of people who didn’t look like tourists, were the "hard bodies" of the 70s, running around barefoot, covered with tatoos, gray hair, and wrinkles, and looking like Karen Carpenter just before she died. Them, and the 70s dope smokers, way too many munchies later. We didn’t see a single beach with people on it there, or either way on the trip. There seemed to be an RV park nearly everywere until we got to Key West. After driving the panhandle and seeing one long giant beach from one end to the other, I was really surprised. The big white "blimp" looking thing is "Fat Albert", high in the air over the misile tracking station on Cudjoe Key, and he is keeping track of boat traffic throughout the area. Oh, buy gas in Key Largo at the latest. $1.489 there, compared to $1.779 on Key West. Lon
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Questions. 1. If you’ve seen one of the keys, have you seen them all? Pretty much, but you haven’t lived until you have seen the assortment of aging gray haired teenagers still stuck in the 70s, on Key West. Be sure to spend a few hours walking around downtown and Mallory Square.
(Snipped Lon’s EXCELLENT comments on Key West.) I was born and raised in Sarasota, Florida and had never visited Key West until, while living in Alaska, we flew to Orlando to visit Mickey (sans kids) with a week down the center of the state and three days in Key West. What an absolute disappointment. Buffet’s place is a hole in the wall where Parrothead wannabees hang trying to look cool The memory of Hemmingway is just that – a tawdry memory. The first day there everyone kept saying we must see the sunset at the square. Okee Dokee. We did and…..? I grew up watching the sun set in the Gulf of Mexico. What IS the fascination with sundown in Key West? We, too were disappointed with the lack of beaches on Key West. Any of the northern keys have beaches. The Gulf Coast from Naples to Pensacola has real beaches. You can find one to your satisfaction. It may have been Margaritaville at one time. It is now just a shabby theme park with no parking. — Dave Thompson
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Questions. 1. If you’ve seen one of the keys, have you seen them all?
Pretty much, but you haven’t lived until you have seen the assortment of aging gray haired teenagers still stuck in the 70s, on Key West. Be sure to spend a few hours walking around downtown and Mallory Square. 2. Is it worth the time and trouble to drive the 100 miles of the keys?
The drive should be a disappointment to anyone who has driven the Gulf Coast of the panhandle, but it is pretty spectacular in places anyway. Everyone should do it once. 3. What kind of speeds and delays can one expect from one end of the keys to the other?
There are only a couple places where the speed limit is less than 45, and even with heavy traffic, most of the trip sticks between 5 under and 5 over the 45 and 55 speed limits. Those used to traveling on 2 lane roads will be pleased with traffic on Highway 1. 4. Are there lots of red lights, traffic jams, construction delays, etc.?
Red lights are minimal, and well timed. Really not much of a factor this trip. 5. Is there something you know of which is a _must_ see?
Duval street, Mallory Square, and the "tall ships". If at all possible, take a 2-hour sunstet cruise on one of them. $49-$75 each with free beer, drinks, and champaign. Not a must see, but maybe a must know. There are shuttle busses (I forget the name, but you’ll see em with "Red line" or "Blue line" lit up on the front.) It’s $7 (each person) for all day, unlimited on and off. Each "color" goes one way around the island, so you can move clockways, counter clockwise, or mix and match to get around to everything you wish to see and do. 6. Is there something we should know about and maybe avoid?
Don’t take an RV very far on Highway 1, once you get to Key West. It just keeps getting tighter until you have major problems. If you get as far as Palm street, turn left (to the left it’s called Bertha or 1st street depending upon which sign you look at) and get yourself the heck out of there. Bertha will take you across the key to A1A which will take you back where you came from. 7. If we changed plans and stayed in a camground in Homestead, can one drive the keys from there and back in one day without rushing?
Next time, we take the MH to Key Largo and spend the night. First thing the next morning we head for Key West (by car) and spend the whole day, including the Sunset Cruise on the "Tall Ships", and then drive back to the MH. Then, we stay on Key Largo until we are tired of it. 8. Can you suggest a reasonably priced hotel/motel which is clean.
There is no such thing as a clean hotel/motel in the South. Plan ahead if you want a hotel, and pay whatever it takes for a room at the Hilton overlooking Mallory Square and the sunset, so you can sit on the balcony having a coctail and watching the poor souls fighting each other in the square. If you insist upon a clean bathroom, take cleaning supplies with you to clean up the mold growing in the corners. It’s there in the MGM Grand and Treasure Bay in Biloxi, it’s in 37 different motels we’ve used along I-65, several we’ve stayed in along I-75, it’s in the $1800/week condos along the Gulf, and it’s in the Marriot on Key West. Better yet, take your RV and let the unknowing stay in dirty motels. We’ve heard so much about the street performers, that we were really looking forward to that. The only one we had ever seen before was a juggler/unicyclist we saw in downtown Gaylord, MI this past August during Alpinefest. We were in town for an Escapees Chapter 6 rally and walked downtown to see the festivities. This guy was pretty good, juggling flaming torches which he kept going with charcoal lighter fluid. Of course, you can guess who was the first performer we came across in Key West. Yuppers. Same guy, in the same small world. Greatest disappointment. Beaches. I have always had a vision of Key West, bronzed boddies, half naked women, hard What beaches? We didn’t see any. Eighty degrees outside, sun beating down, sweat pouring, and not a glistening hard body to be seen. What’s up with that? There _was_ a tiny beach half a block from the "Southern-most bouy", but you couldn’t fit 3 Volkswagons on it, and there wasn’t a sun seaker in sight. The vast majority of people who didn’t look like tourists, were the "hard bodies" of the 70s, running around barefoot, covered with tatoos, gray hair, and wrinkles, and looking like Karen Carpenter just before she died. Them, and the 70s dope smokers, way too many munchies later. We didn’t see a single beach with people on it there, or either way on the trip. There seemed to be an RV park nearly everywere until we got to Key West. After driving the panhandle and seeing one long giant beach from one end to the other, I was really surprised. The big white "blimp" looking thing is "Fat Albert", high in the air over the misile tracking station on Cudjoe Key, and he is keeping track of boat traffic throughout the area. Oh, buy gas in Key Largo at the latest. $1.489 there, compared to $1.779 on Key West. Lon
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